Tea Time Stories @ Office

Inspired by incidents narrated during office Tea times and other wise ... ooh btw I work, Tea time is 10 mins ;)

Mr. OS: Why is satellite phone so expensive
Mr. KK: Coz the satellite is so high up in the sky n we down here ... got it ... :->
Mr. OS: The why is it more expensive to talk from an airplane, its closer to satellite r8 :-?
Mr. KK: b-(

an incident after a couple of guys return back from a trek, Mr. Ra and Mr Aj on the road way back to their barracks and a Passer By (Mr. PB) makes a conversation

Mr. PB: hey Ra n Aj ... u guyz had gud fun?
Mr. Ra: sure we did ... the sun, the sand, the stars, the sweat above all, just awesome
Mr. PB: now why do I get the feeling Ra, that u'd gone much darker whilst Aj is as white as ever?
Mr. Ra: well u see I am 1/2 feet taller than him, so more closer to the sun ;)
Mr. PB: b-(
Mr. AJ: =))