Bomb Threat Questionnaire

Questions to Ask:
1. What time will the bomb explode?
2. Where is it?
3. What kind of bomb is it?
4. What will cause it to explode?
5. What does it look like?
6. Where are you calling from?
7. Why did you place the bomb?
8. What is your name?

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All of it makes sense but what comes to your mind when you read through this on a lighter note?